i was culling out some of my old school papers and notebooks when i chanced upon a song i wrote way back in high school. some may get offended and i apologize in advance. this was wasy back when i didn’t know better. this was sung to the tune of “if i had a hammer.” it goes like this: “i was walking down the corridor in school one day, when i saw a couple of guys they were heading my way. i asked real nice, hey fellows what’s up? and one of them just said, oh quit it you will ruin my makeup. it was then i realized that these people weren’t guys so i took out my gun and shot them right between the eyes oh yeah! if i had a hammer, i’d kill all the fags. i’d kill all the queers, i’d kill all the m*****f*****, c***s******, sons of b****** here… ” there you have it. very sexist i know. but i was young and brash then. besides, the last laugh is on me. cause i came out the closet 2 years ago.